Never walk when you can ride. And never stand when you can sit.

A man is not born a "cowboy". He becomes one.

Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.

Never squat with your spurs on..

Its a mistake to drive black cattle in the dark.

Most men are like a barbed wire fence, they have their good points.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or a cook.

Tossing the rope before building a loop will not catch a calf.

Nobody but cattle know why they stampede and they ain't talking.

If the rodeo doesn't kill you, the commute will.